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Sunday, April 24, 2016

SPACE PORT

A type of wine brewed in outer space.  Often attributed with giving wine connoisseurs a radiant glow after consumption (glow-in-the-dark).

Caution:  Space Port is not recommended for women who are nursing or pregnant.  Space Port may cause serious side affects such as:  loss of hair, appetite, mental illness, diarrhea, cancer, kidney failure, liver failure, blindness, psoriasis, toe nail fungus, bad breath and death.  Space Port may also cause genetic mutations such as:  changing into a giant monster, becoming a zombie, growing extra appendages and digits or, uncontrollable nose and ear hair growth.  Other side affects could be more serious.

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Sunday, April 10, 2016

COLON

An often misused punctuation mark or;  the place where last nights chili decided to stay for a while.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

SATIRE

An attempt to make something seem funny that usually just makes a lot of people really mad.