On my poor fellow of rhymes,
He lived in very tough times,
Plagues, famines and wars,
Gave unending encores,
Alas, my poor fellow felt guilt for the crimes.
DEFINITIONS BY LEIGH COLLIN BRANDT
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Wednesday, May 27, 2020
Friday, April 3, 2020
KITCHEN GARDEN
All the vegetative-like matter growing under the sink and in the refrigerator.
Thursday, April 2, 2020
FIRE HYDRANT
An object a dog will always find even if the dog does not have a k-9 designation.
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
TORTURE CHAMBER
Car pooling to work with the windows up on the morning after everyone went out for a dinner of beer, brats and cabbage.
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
WORKING HALF DAYS
My reward for showing up half of the time.
Monday, March 30, 2020
USED CAR DEALER
A person who's positive comments regarding his inventory could be used to make your petunias bloom in vivid colors.
Saturday, March 28, 2020
A BRIDGE TOO FAR
The reason my dentist said he needed an extra $5,000 to make me a set of false teeth. He said I had an unusually wide mouth.
Friday, March 27, 2020
ALIEN LIFE FORM
Exists under the front seat of my car. Lives on french fries, Big Gulps. Afraid of vacuum noise.
Labels:
ALIEN LIFE FORM,
BIG GULP,
CAR FRONT SEAT,
CAR VACUUM,
FRENCH FRIES,
VACUUM NOISE
Thursday, March 26, 2020
CAST AN EYE TO OUR YARD SUGAR PIE
Cast an eye out to our yard dear Sugar Pie,
Winter's receeded, see what lay and what lie,
Our neat yard has not winter weathered,
I feel tarred and then feathered,
We'll be picking up sticks as we watch the stars die,
Winter's receeded, see what lay and what lie,
Our neat yard has not winter weathered,
I feel tarred and then feathered,
We'll be picking up sticks as we watch the stars die,
TRAVEL TRAILER
A mobile home during a tornado.
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
SWIMMER'S ITCH
The result of taking too many baths.
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