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Friday, March 27, 2020

ALIEN LIFE FORM

Exists under the front seat of my car. Lives on french fries, Big Gulps. Afraid of vacuum noise.

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Labels: ALIEN LIFE FORM, BIG GULP, CAR FRONT SEAT, CAR VACUUM, FRENCH FRIES, VACUUM NOISE

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY WHEN:

You step out of your shower and you're greeted by someone wearing a Guy Fawkes costume.

You're traveling down a highway on your moped and the semi-truck driver in the other lane traveling in the opposite direction decides to end it all by crossing the centerline.

You notice you lost a lot of hair on your pillow overnight then, when you check you find it all came out of your ears and nose.

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