LITTLE RASCALS

The scabies I got from the suit I bought at a secondhand clothing store.

WIDE NOODLES

Description of scientists gathered at a symposium on the theory of a multiverse.

STARSHIP

The word that always make me think of "The Love Boat."

CHICKEN

It's what I eat after being kicked, bit or gored by all the larger animals.

PHYSICAL LABOR

The reason I don't show up for a job and demonstrate teamwork.

TEAMWORK

What other people do when I don't showup.

CATCH OF THE DAY

Bragging that my new fly paper that has artificial intelligence.

MIDNIGHT COWBOY

The way I felt at that party where I tried on a western hat and had my first (and last) chew of tobacco.

POST NASAL DRIP

The name people used for my skinny brother in grade school.  He was skinny as a post and his nose was always running.

BED WARMER

When the kerosine heater you have next to your bed catches the pizza boxes under your bed on fire then, you have a "Bed Warmer."

ROCKET FUEL

My dad's recipe for morning coffee.

EXCAVATOR

The technician who cleans my teeth.