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Sunday, December 25, 2016

Sunday, December 18, 2016

AUTO INSURANCE

A very large fee that drivers must pay to stay out of jail but, it can also help you to qualify for free food and a stay at the homeless shelter.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

TRUTH

Like the snake headed Medusa, it is something so dreaded that if you just take a peek at it you will turn to stone.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

ALIEN LIFE FORM

Exists under the front seat of my car.  Lives on french fries, Big Gulps.  Afraid of vacuum noise.