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Sunday, October 30, 2016

MECHANICALLY-SEPARATED CHICKEN

The result of a chicken-robot confrontation.  Note:  remains of chicken used as main ingredient in most American hot dogs.  It saves the cost of a funeral.

Sunday, October 23, 2016

BOOGEYMAN

Weird acting, scary looking creature that lurks around the house and never leaves:  also known as daughter's boyfriend

PSEUDOSCIENCE

A method used to describe observed results when nothing was actually observed.

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Sunday, October 9, 2016

TIME TRAVELER

One who has discovered that they have the ability to move through time.  Unfortunately, a check in the mirror will show them the trip has been one way.

Sunday, October 2, 2016

SPEAKING TRUTH-TO-POWER

Telling your bosses what you think of them and their business practices when you know that you're going to be fired anyway.

FIXER-UPPER

Facetious term often applied to homes for sale with multiple problems such as:  a leaking roof, fire damage, cracks in the foundation and, sudden cave-ins.