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Sunday, August 28, 2016

GRAMMAR TROLL

Someone who hates an idea and argues against it by using a set of arbitrary rules that everybody hates.  The number one reason for the "SPAM" button.

A person without friends.

One who prefers structure over love.



TRAVEL TRAILER

A mobile home during a tornado.

Sunday, August 21, 2016

CAN OPENER

Refers to a man who lifts the seat up on a toilet before urinating.

Antonym:  Dead Man Walking.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

NUCLEAR FALLOUT

It's what happened when the eggs I was cooking in the microwave exploded and I din't clean up the mess.