A type of wine brewed in outer space. Often attributed with giving wine connoisseurs a radiant glow after consumption (glow-in-the-dark).
Caution: Space Port is not recommended for women who are nursing or pregnant. Space Port may cause serious side affects such as: loss of hair, appetite, mental illness, diarrhea, cancer, kidney failure, liver failure, blindness, psoriasis, toe nail fungus, bad breath and death. Space Port may also cause genetic mutations such as: changing into a giant monster, becoming a zombie, growing extra appendages and digits or, uncontrollable nose and ear hair growth. Other side affects could be more serious.