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Sunday, April 24, 2016

SPACE PORT

A type of wine brewed in outer space.  Often attributed with giving wine connoisseurs a radiant glow after consumption (glow-in-the-dark).

Caution:  Space Port is not recommended for women who are nursing or pregnant.  Space Port may cause serious side affects such as:  loss of hair, appetite, mental illness, diarrhea, cancer, kidney failure, liver failure, blindness, psoriasis, toe nail fungus, bad breath and death.  Space Port may also cause genetic mutations such as:  changing into a giant monster, becoming a zombie, growing extra appendages and digits or, uncontrollable nose and ear hair growth.  Other side affects could be more serious.

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